Star Party Director
Mark Melnyk says:

Ignore Megna's blatant effort to drive traffic to his site and reap vast profits from cheesy banner ads.

Instead, stay tuned for my new web site, which will feature ginza knives, the Bass-O-Matic and other fine products for your home as seen on tv.

If you are curious about the rest of Ralph's website, this link will take you to its home page.